It starts with a slice of bread, a soft place for the meat to land.
YOU HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL EYES!
Then a delicate smear of creamy tang.
AND YOUR HAIR IS SUCH A GORGEOUS COLOR! IS IT NATURAL?
And now, the first slice of meat. Perhaps something light…
or a bit salty…
IF YOU JUST
or even spicy.
LOSE SOME WEIGHT
Then another slice…
OR TONED UP YOUR THIGHS.
Now, one good piece of strong, peppery meat to accent what was just layered.
YOU CAN GET A MAN.
Next, a piece of aromatic cheese…
YOU WOULD MAKE SUCH A GREAT WIFE
and another, this time one with age to it. The kind of age which develops mold…rot. Which some find appealing.
AND AN EVEN MORE AMAZING MOTHER!
Top this with something brazen and powerful, a thin slice of red onion.
YOU COULD BE THE TOTAL PACKAGE
Balance that out with a sweet, crisp portion of healthy green
…BUT OF COURSE, THAT’S IF IT’S WHAT YOU WANT.
and a few slivers of sweet pickle,
topped with a heaping glob of creamy tang.
IT WAS SOOO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
Finalized by another slice of bread, a soft top to crush down upon all that has been stacked below.
ENJOY THE REST OF THIS BLESSED DAY!